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Monday, 25 March 2013

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

SANTA-: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.

BANTA-: wo kaise.?

SANTA-: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya aur main hall me so gaya

अध्यापक," बाबर भारत मे कब आया?"

बंटी, "पता नही सर।"

अध्यापक, " बोर्ड पर नही देख सकते, नाम के साथ ही लिखा है।"

बंटी, मैने सोचा, शायद वह उसका फ़ोन नम्बर है।"