Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

jokes

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

eid mubarak 2012

zindagi ka her pal khushion se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho
aisa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
Jis main koi dukh koi ghum pass na ho
eid mubarak